When I was newly married, my dreams went from weird to weirder. I remember one dream I had shortly after I got married. It felt to real at the time, but now it just cracks me up. I think I had watched "Into the Woods" before I went to bed. I hope you find it as entertaining as I do.
Cinderella is not my Friend
I was so excited to go on this vacation with Cory. It would be our first vacation together, and my excitement could not be measured. It seemed like it took ages to get to our little shack on the beech, and to be honest, I was expecting the shack to be a little more elegant then it was. It had dirt floor, the bed (an old wiry mattress on the floor) was dusty and old and smelled of cats. And the shower was a shared shower down the road a bit. You know the showers at girls camp? You would rather not shower than shower with the nasty bugs that made it their home. How could you possibly get clean in that? But nevertheless, it was what we could afford, and it was ours for the week.
One day, Cory wanted to fish for sharks, hoping if he caught one, we could cook it up and eat it. Not wanting to fish, I went my own way. I watched people at the beech, I looked at the little shops that were set up on the beach, I sun bathed, but it was lunch time, and I was getting hungry. Cory had taken a packed lunch, so I went back to the shack to have a PBJ sandwich. After opening the door, I was surprised to see Rapunzel on our bed.
"Can I help you?" I ask, my voice pregnant with annoyance.
"Oh no, but I can help you" was her cheerful response.
"You do know that this isn't your shack right? My husband and I payed for this shack, it's ours for the week"
"Do you you know where your husband is?" she ignored my questions.
"Of course I do, now, if you don't mind, I would like to eat in peace." I opened the door to show that it was time for her to leave,
"I wont bother you. I just came to look for my friend, Cinderella. I thought she would be here." She giggled. Disney princesses can be so annoying with their over enthusiastic smiles and giggles.
"Why on earth would Cinderella be here?"
"Well, your husband has been hanging out with her all day. I though they would-"
"What? Cory is out fishing, we are going to have shark for dinner if he catches anything" I
defended. This couldn't be true.
"Little fun fact, did you know that your sweet Cory and Cinderella used to date in high school?" She said as she twirled her hair,
"No, but it doesn't matter, because he is now married to me, and I am hungry, will you please go?" My voice was starting to rise, when Cory came crashing through the door, with non-other than Cinderella.
"Hey sweetie, this is Cin-"
"Cinderella, I know, nice to meet you. Your friend has been waiting for you, Cinderella, you guys may leave now, I want to eat." Just as I finish that sentence, Cinderella giggles. What could possible be so funny about that?
"Cory invited me to eat with you, I hope you don't mind" was she winking at Cory?
"Of course he did." I glared at Cory to make a point, but he never saw it. He pulled out a chair for Cinderella, and they started chatting away. Rapunzel gave me a meaningful stare from the bed. I really wanted to punch her, and cut off all her hair. And the meal went as such: Everything Cory said, Cinderella would giggle, and Cory would light up. Everything Cinderella said was so obviously flirtatious that made me gag, but made Cory blush. I wanted to stick her in the ocean and see how she would survive the sharks. A phone rang, interrupting my fantasy of watching Cinderella die.
"Hello?" How could she be in her 20's but still sound like a five year old. Ugh, it was gross. "Oh, no! We will be there right away! Rapunzel, Ariel and Belle need our help, we need to leave now!" You have got to be kidding me. Ariel and Belle? But to my relief, they left, but not without Cinderella blowing a kiss to Cory.
"What. Was. That?" My voice was really starting to rise.
"What? I haven't seen her in forever" Came his response.
"You do realize that WE are married, and that you flirting with her is wrong, don't you?"
"I was not flirting with her! Sara, this is not a big deal. We are just friends. I think you are making this a bigger deal than it really is." Maybe I was. After all, she was the one flirting. The words coming out of his mouth weren't flirtatious. I was just jealous. He married me, not her. I win. So we go to bed (I know, it was only lunch, but that's how magical dreams are.)
The night was way too short, and the next day brought a romantic evening out with just me and Cory. I unpacked some clean clothes, and headed for the showers. The showers were NASTY!!!! There were buckets of water just in case the water stopped running, you could rinse off with the water inside. Not like I would even think about it, it looked with the water hadn't been changed in days. There were dead bugs floating at the top, there was a green slime on the bottom...not going to happen. After my shower, I turn off the water, and hear giggling. Ugh, not her again. I slide the curtain away to find my clean clothes and dirty clothes dripping wet. You have GOT to be kidding me. Cinderella standing there pulling my bra out of the bucket. Great. Now not only are my clothes wet, but they are nasty too. What am I going to do now? I reach for my towel, the only thing halfway dry, wrap it around me and step out of the shower.
"How old are you, Cinderella?" I asked, my voice full of bitterness.
"23" came the up beat response.
"Are you sure you aren't 14? Because I'm pretty sure that getting someones clean clothes soaking wet after a shower was only funny in the 8th grade. You aren't as nice as you seem in your little movie." People were stopping and laughing at me. People I knew. They were just watching this, as if it were some comedy. And Cinderella was there laughing too. I could bury myself in the sand and die. MOVE ALONG PEOPLE! Gosh! I could feel my face turn red, and Cinderella noticed.
"Awe, look, Sara's embarrassed." I had to force my hand not to punch her in the kidneys. Oh, but I wanted to so badly!
"Cinderella what did you do?" came another voice. Still high pitched, but it was stern. Belle was standing here. "Oh, Sara, I'm sorry! We told her not to do anything to you. She is just jealous. She still has feelings for Cory. Here, take my cloak, and go change into clean, dry clothes."
"No thank you, I have had my fill of Disney Princesses for a life time. I'll just go in my towel"
"Oh my gosh! It was just a joke, golly, cant you take a joke?"
"Shut up, Cinderella! Sara, there are dead bugs on the towel, dear. Please take my cloak."
"Fine, but just remember, I don't like you guys!" I grabbed the cloak, and threw my dirty, nasty towel into Cinderella's face. That was very satisfying. I stormed off to the shack. I could hear the people laughing behind me as I walked. Glad I could give them a show.
And then I woke up. I want to make a few things clear: I have no bitter feelings toward Cinderella. I still love all the Disney movies. Cory has never dated Cinderella, he hasn't even seen the movie. Notice how Belle was the nice one? That is because Belle rocks!
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading this. Stay tuned, and remember, God loves you!