The Demon in my Chem class

So I have these CRAZY dreams, and I have been told that I should write them down to entertain people. So, here is the dream I dreamt the other night. Buckle up.
I will start by asking, do you have high school dreams? Ones where you cant remember your locker combo, or you forget your classes, or you are always running late? I have those all. The. Time. I really have no idea why I have those dreams. I am very content with my life, and I really do NOT want to go back to high school. So without further ado, my dream:

The Demon in my Chem class.

My dream started out like any other normal high school dream. I'm running late. My mom is dropping me and my little brother, Daniel, off. We are about 30 minutes late for school when I can't remember what class to go to, or where any of the classes are. I finally wonder my way to class, just to get detention. Great. Thinking this dream is real, I start freaking out: my first detention, I don't know how to survive detention. The day goes by in a blur, but then, the dreaded hour comes... detention. I guess I was going to some hard core boot camp school, because detention was in the gym. We had to climb rope, lift weights, run, run, sit-ups, run, push-ups, and run some more. As I am entering the gym, I see this guy that I have never seen before. I learn his name is Nephi, and that he is a new student. Poor bloke got detention on his first day. So we are running together, talking about where he had moved from, and how different it is here, when we hear a commotion.

(For those of you who don't know what my gym looks like in my dreams, I will tell you. The running track is off to the side of the courts, and the rope for climbing is in the middle of the court.)

Nephi and I look over and see all these teacher tackling a student. A young girl with frizzy hair, and bright green eyes. She seemed rather strong for her size, I admire that. But it is time for climbing the rope, so I push the frizzy haired girl out of my head. Nephi and I are climbing the rope, when again, we hear a commotion, a scream, to be exact. We look to who is screaming and the teacher is pointing to the wall. Our eyes follow. The frizzy haired girl is climbing the wall, like spider man. She notices that we are looking at her, and she gives us the very slobbery grin. Saliva drips from her mouth and hits the ground below and sizzles and makes a small hole in the gym floor. HER SPIT IS VENOMOUS! How are you even supposed to react to that? Frizzy haired girl can climb walls, and oh yeah, SHE'S POISONOUS!

Needless to say, Nephi and I get the heck out of there, fast. Because of the "uncommon" situation, they let us leave early, but with every detention, each student writes a report, stating what happened in said detention. So, naturally, we write about demon frizzy haired girl.

Over the weekend, I try to forget what happened in detention. It's just my luck that there would be a demon in detention with me. When Sunday rolled around I was pretty much running to church. I knew Nephi would be LDS, I mean, his name is Nephi. He had to be there, we would talk out a plan. "About what happened in detention, with the girl climbing on the.........wall....." Once I said aloud what had happened, it seemed so silly. A girl who can climb walls and spit venom? Yeah right. We were probably just exhausted from working out. Nephi gives me a look, telling me to stop talking. He's right, I sound like a crazy person. But we would find out tomorrow at school.

Crossing my fingers and praying that Friday was not real, I walk into my first block class, Chemistry. Nephi is already there with his head on his desk. I walk over to sit by him when I hear a sizzling sound, my head jerks around to see frizzy haired girl spitting on the light switch, causing it to melt away. Am I the only one seeing this? Why isn't anyone doing anything about this? I give Nephi a startled look and the look he gives back lets me know I am not alone in what I see. But looking around the room you would think it is normal to spit venom on a light switch. No one gives frizzy haired girl a second look. The smell coming from the venom is rank, and I try not to vomit as the teacher walks in.
"Do you smell that?" I whisper to Nephi
"Don't make me talk, I think I might puke" is his shaky response
"Are we the only ones who see this? Why is everyone acting so normal? What is she?" I say while frizzy haired girl starts drooling over her pencils, causing them to bubble and melt away.
"Sara please, stop talking about it, my stomach can't handle it" He gags
"But she is melting -"
"Sara" he groans
"Sorry, it's just so..... I'm sorry!"
"Welcome to another week of school," Mr. Bones sighs "Let's make sure everyone is here, Amanda?..." He continues to read down the roll when he reads the name I will never forget. "Clyda?"
"Here" So, the thing had a name. Clearly someone would have heard her gargley voice. But no response. What has happened to the world? Does no one fear creepy things anymore? I look at Nephi, her voice was enough to make him loose it. He starts heaving violently.
"Nephi, are you alright? Go down to the nurse before you get us all sick"
"I'll take him" I volunteer. Naturally people would be afraid of catching the flu then being killed by some melting spit.
"I think I'm fine now, I just had to get away from that smell" Said Nephi, weakly
"Play it up, we need to get out of here, now. There is no way I am going to go to a school with a demon in my class" After I get Nephi in the car, I suddenly remember, I'm married! I have a husband that can help! So I drop Nephi off at his home, in hopes that he can convince his parents to leave the state, and I drive to my in-laws house, to talk to my husband. After arriving, and saying our hello's, I start telling them of Clyda, the frizzy haired demon in my chem class. We decide it is time to build a couple of huge rafts and pack up our food and clothes. Cory, his brothers, my brothers, and our dad's build a couple of rafts for our families, while all of us girls are making food. Once everything is ready, we load up, just in time for Missouri to break off into the ocean (I know Missouri is no where near the ocean, but this is a dream, anything can happen.) and we sail. Because of the awesomeness of the rafts, we were able to build a fire on the rafts and cook meat. We sailed around mountains while the guys take the pine trees to add to our fire, or fix the raft when needed.
We land in Utah. But it was more like Africa. After searching and searching for weeks, hiding in the forests,we find a deserted home to live in. Our neighbors must not know that we have moved in, if they find out, they would most likely kill us. They would know we had food storage, and they would want it for themselves.

And then, Cory wakes me up for breakfast.

So there you have it. One of my many strange and random dreams. Stay tuned and remember "God made you special, and He loves you very much!" -veggie tales